The ABCD of humor

So-called ABCD humor
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Want to impress ABCDs? Want to be the life of that ABCD pardee? Did you say you want to be a laugh-riot at that next do? It can be yours for a low low fee of nothing at all.
The 10 commandments for you and your ABCD pals to double up with laughter

1. Picture yourself as one of those rap stars. Not a stretch, given the way you try to talk and walk.
2. Any word can be made to rhyme with FOB -- even chaat, marriage, outsourcing, and biodata
3. Every sentence should contain one of jalebi, samosa, or chutney
4. Put on that accent, we know so well
5. Any attempt to be actually funny and to explore anything outside the above topics will be strictly shunned.

Turns out there are only 5.